All the awards to Adam Hills.
is this british john stewart?
He’s actually Australia
back when i was in community college my teacher told us the story of a girl in his class who wanted to have sex with her boyfriend but they didnt have any lube so they used mayonnaise. fast forward a couple of days and she’s getting random orgasms during class and driving places so she goes to the doctor and they check her out and guess what they found
okay ill tell you it was maggots. maggots were in her vagina giving her orgasms.
racism is real - misogynoir is real.
Just to put background on this shit.. .the top picture is of Ethan Couch. According to wikipedia and various news sources he is “a North Texas teenager, who was sentenced to 10 years probation after being convicted of killing four pedestrians and seriously injuring two others while driving drunk. On June 15, 2013 he crashed a pickup truck into pedestrians. He was 16 at the time. In December 2013 he was sentenced to therapy at a long-term, in-patient facility, after his attorneys successfully argued that the teen suffered from affluenza and needed rehabilitation, and not prison.”
The yoga, meditation and horse back riding are some of the amenities they have at the facility that is about $450.000 a year.
The bottom picture is of Cyntoia Brown. She grew up in a home with an abusive drunk father and a drug addicted prostitute mother. She eventually ran away with a friend and started ‘dating” (getting pimped) by older men. She stayed in deplorable conditions. The night of the killing, she just got her ass beat by her drug addicted boyfriend/pimp , when the victim Johnny Allen , a 43 year old sunday school teacher (side eye) who noticed her pain and talked to her. After hearing Cyntoia’s story, seeing her bruises, knowing she was underage he still tried to fuck her. What lead to the murder was Cyntoia thought he was going to kill her and shot him first..
She got no second chances after a long shitty life but in jail now at 25 she is working on her college degree ,still hopeful of seeing the outside world and trying to remain as reflective of her negative choices and be positive from her current position.
This is shit is disgusting, money, race, and class make a world of difference in the eyes of the law…
imagine that after the 104th graduates join the survey corps they hear a rumor from the older members that erwin and levi like to have sex on the couch in erwin’s office but they don’t know whether to believe it or not bc what if…
This is Team Rocket:
They are a supposedly evil crime organization founded by this guy named Giovanni:
But what are their real motivations? To steal Pokemon, right? Wrong! That’s what these guys do in the anime:
In the games, they don’t steal Pokemon. They run a…
Word Count: 1,685 words (One shot)
Rating: M (Mature Scenes)
Gavin wasn’t really sure why it started. All of a sudden, Ray would come to his house in the middle of the night. He never said a word to Gavin, but would simply climb in bed with him. At first, Gavin was really uncomfortable. This was Ray! Why was he getting into Gavin’s bed?
The ‘Home Grown Veggie' figurine series imagines animals created from fruits and veggies - with a little more permanence.
A mouth-watering fuck-ton of hand references.
[From various sources]
If you aren’t a Hetalia fan and laughed at this, you now understand Hetalia.
1. Imagine Dragons - Radioactive
2. Creature Feature - Aim For The Head
3. The Prodigy - Invaders Must Die
4. Devlin - (All Along The) Watchtower Ft. Ed Sheeran
5. Example - Midnight Run (Flux Pavilion Remix)
6. Biffy Clyro - That Golden Rule
7. Rise Against - Prayer Of The Refugee
8. Linkin Park - Bleed It Out
9. Fall Out Boy - My Songs Know What You Did In The Dark (Light ‘Em Up)
10. My Chemical Romance - Na Na Na
11. Sick Puppies - You’re Going Down
12. The Offspring - No Brakes